pshh....
you hoes suck. but i did score tickets thanks to my enviable tenacity and my amazing ability to convince people to give me stuff. i love being me. j/j whores. hahaha. who am i kidding....i'm not joking, you sluts know humility has no place in my world. anyway, i know you were all worried about my monday night so i thought i'd do the right thing and let you know i got what i wanted! yay, as usual.