i am writing to apologize to anyone who might have received a three a.m. serenade on the morning of saturday, december 23rd, 2006. i speak for myself, although the other party involved (marisa!!!) might feel likewise, when i say that i in no way meant to bring shame to the good name of "salt 'n peppa". if you were shooped and felt in any way violated, i am deeply sorry and i hope one day to make it up to you. and i hope we can still be friends. also, if you were shooped, i probably do not remember calling you, and like the six other people that have already made me aware of my actions, i urge you to come forward, for rehabilitation's sake.
yours apologetically,
jasmin
ps-i have recently decided to adore a certain rupert murdoch for his continued efforts to indulge my ego on a certain recent business acquirement of his. (if you don't know what i'm talking about, don't worry, neither do i, most of the time).
pss- speaking of rupert, i highly recommend the vanity fair article on Sir Sumner Redstone. he should be cannonized. and knighted. *yes, i added the "Sir".
:Not KBIG. it's gone. R.I.P. Disco Workout Lunch Hour.
:Gossip Girl remains the hottest show on tv. Honorable Mention: America's Most Smartest Model!!!
:The Road by the dude who wrote Blood Meridien who's name has escaped me because that book scares me so i refuse to bring it into the bedroom with me.
:* 99cent Taco Tuesdays at El Torito followed by Dollar Scoops Tuesdays at Baskin Robbins. i only eat on tuesdays.