merry xxx-mas HOES!!!
me, lindsay, and those other two sluts wish you all a very merry XXX-mas!!! get slutty for santa and instead of just sitting on his lap, give that skank a lap dance on this very special day, cos that bitch loves naughty hoes more than nice ones!!!!!
oh yes and happy birfday jesus. if it wasn't for your ass being all about taking away my sins, i'd have no presents on your birfday and that would be way lame! thanks for taking one for the team homie!!!!
feliz presents day everyone!!!