i heart you kate moss. if i were to die, you are the only person i would want to come back looking like. just looking like though because if i were to die i'd totally want to come back as Zsa Zsa Gabor ....but with kate moss' hot face...because Zsa Zsa looks like my grandma. also, kate moss is really retarded when it comes to life decisions. Zsa Zsa is much hotter at that. Doing Green Acres was brilliant (correction: i got this bitch mixed up with her whore of a sister, eva! my bad, bitches. i should have fact checked that shit...she's still hot because she married a bunch of rich dudes and got mad money from her divorces though). And slapping people is always awesome. damnit, actually if i came back as Naomi Campbell i'd be the perfect woman. scratch the whole post. i heart Naomi.

happy birfday kate moss. i wish you lots of hot uninfected drug sex with your gross but seriously hot and crazy boyfriend Pete Doherty. you are living the life i don't want but kind of do because you are hot and your boyfriend is scary and that's really funny to me.

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