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Tuesday, January 09, 2007
  boring girl crap



really boring girl crap! read on if you are a girl or like to get bored. i mean actually it's not even girl crap, it's boring fashion crap. (yes, i'm sexist.)

so yesterday i bought the new issue of Teen Vogue and it is totally the hottest issue of Teen Vogue in a long long time. it's totally hot in a boring girl way because there is nothing fucked up about it to make it hot....it's just hot because ALL of the clothes are amazing. there's a hot article about how girls hate themselves because everyone calls everyone fat. that's hot because regular vogue would never write that story because they would be the first to call you fat and then laugh at you. even if you aren't. ANYWAY, it's hot.

hotter than that is the article about the totally totally FAAAABUUULLOOOUUUSS!!! Proenza Schouler coming to TARGET! that might be boring news to some people but that is seriously one of the hottest things i've ever heard of! hotter than Viktor and Rolf at H&M. Hotter than Karl Lagerfeld putting his face on T-shirts. Hotter than hello kitty home accessories! i am stoked.

so yeah, if you're into that crap, you should seriously buy the new Teen Vogue. and don't be put off by the fug on the cover. i know, i almost passed on this issue. i guess that whole not judging crap because it's ugly is true. well sometimes. (ok i had to get the picture from ebay because even the teen vogue site won't put that mess up. wow, i am such a bitch. but seriously, that picture is so not cute.)

ps- is anyone (besides me, of course) watching the new season of The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency? it is absolutely the worst show in all of television. it's awesome.
 




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