why i have always, and will always love coco chanel ....because that slut was a bitchy ass hoe with hot taste!! and that's seriously everything i aspire to be. actually it's no longer an aspiration because if you ask any of my friends they'll probably tell you i got the "bitchy ass hoe" part down. unless i just met you and then you'll think i'm a nice person. which i am....but mostly i am a nice person with "bitchy ass hoe" always lurking. but in a funny way. i don't mean any harm. wow, talking about myself is so fun.

so did you know coco was like way poor and then she slept with hot rich dudes and was able to open a store? also, she was a cabaret singer and that's where she got her nickname coco....man, if that doesn't wreak of hoe i don't know what does! (maybe Chanel No.5, that shit is not hot smelling AT ALL....which actually makes a lot of sense now...) yeah anyway, she did that crap then released her stinky perfume, then she made a hot dress suit for ladies which is now a hot business lady staple, and she also created the hottest little black dress ever. oh she also invented one of the hottest classiest purses ever, the hot quilted purse with a chain strap. and then, um...i dont know....she just stayed hot forever. she never got married and lived at the ritz and had fabulous people around her all the time!!! dude, totally living the hottest life! bitch was seriously lucky. room service forever is my dream come true....

eventually the insane karl lagerfeld took over and continued to make the hotness over at casa de chanel. he's still there. karl lagerfeld is one of the awesomest people alive today and one day i will tell you why...but for now just know he wrote a masterpeice of a book that has done humanity a great service and he should win a Pulitzer...it's called The Karl Lagerfeld Diet and it's seriously fucking amazing!!! and then he started making these really fantastic shirts on the side (not for chanel) with his hot face screen printed on them and then charged like $200 for them!!!

ok i know my little chanel biography up there is probably not that accurate and it pretty much does her whole life story no justice, but it's not like you sluts really want to read. do you hoes even know how to read? you just come here to look at my pictures huh? that's hot. JUST KIDDING! i know you hoes can read...but you don't like it cos you're lazy hookers, i get it. so here's some pictures:









more reading, but these are hot because they are quotes by lady coco:

"A woman should be two things: classy and fabulous."

"The opposite of luxury is not poverty. The opposite of luxury is vulgarity."

“There have been several Duchesses of Westminster—but there is only one Chanel!”

so hot. but still not as hot as my favorite quote of all time ever....

"i wasn't born, i was ordered from room service" - zsa zsa gabor

me too zsa zsa, me too.....

(i think i need to stop drinking coffee past 8pm.)  ¶ 1:31 AM