is this ho hot?
...because i don't get it.

i mean, i know she (jessica biel) has big boobs. and she's like skinny but not like puking style skinny so i know dudes are into that.....but still. bitch looks like any other ho to me. like i see this bitch at the mall, at the nail shop, at chili's! mmm..chili's. they have bomb nachos. she doesn't even dress particularly awesome. or say particularly awesome things. or DO partiularly awesome anythings! i seriously don't get what the big deal about this slut is. she has big teef. and she looks fucking boring. really? i do not see this bitch partaking in any kind of fun time hotness.

now this bitch....this bitch looks like a good time:


fuck. that woman is wasted.

Labels: chili's nachos, crazy hos, iffy hot bitches

  ¶ 9:40 PM

  plus one yesterday was my birfday.

my chipotcake was almost as awesome as the 4-pack of Boddington's cake i made!

yeah...i had to postpone all my planned birfday activites because ive been like way sick since coming back from italy.

....so sick i haven't had any alcohol since half way through italy. so sick i've been living off applesauce and madelines. so sick i had to cancel my bff birfday dinner. so sick i had to convince myself to leave the house and at least hit up chipotle on my birfday. so sick i couldn't have a chipotle marg or burrito on my birfday. so sick i've watched every simple life season on dvd. so sick i've watched every TLC series marathon, every Bravo series marathon, every VH1 series marathon, and so much Food TV i can predict when Rachel Rae will say "yummo" (oh my god, i want to kill her), when Emeril will say "yeah baby"(oh my god, i want to puke), and when to change the channel because that gd creepy Sandra Lee is coming up next.

so sick i actually admitted all these things.

i really just want a hamburger.

....and a corndog. and a burrito. and some pancakes. and some pizza (mozza actually). and some sushi. and some fries. and some cupcakes. and some mcnuggets. and some nachos. and a margarita. and some mole poblana. and a pupusa. and some champagne.

is that so much to ask?

stupid sick.

EW, and i didn't even get to open any real presents from my parents yet! that's like my second favorite thing, after, um, it just being my birfday, that i love about my birfday!!! i won't get one of my presents until the summer and i can't get the other until i'm not sick anymore!! fucking lame. 27 better not suck. ew did i just say 27. goddamnit.

i did get Dinosaur Valley Girls on dvd. so 27 probably won't suck actually.

Labels: i'm dying, i'm hungry, i'm sick, it's my birfday

  ¶ 2:51 PM