my lollipops are sweeter
Monday, August 20, 2007
oh also....
RIP Leona Helmsley. you were a crazy ass ho that should have probably been dead a long time ago judging from yo tore up face.
is that mean? cos that was an homage.
is that mean? cos that was an homage.
Labels: crazy hos, hot people, rest in peace queen of mean
¶ 11:24 PM
Tuesday, August 07, 2007
I heart Jeff Lewis.
(this is a really horrible youtube video, but it's the only one available!!so pipe down hobags!)
Homegirl is hot. i fucking love this gay. he is exactly who i want to be. he's nuts and hot and succsessful and...nuts!!!! and he knows he's nuts which is extra hot!!! plus, he has really good taste and doesnt take crap from his staff (most of the time) and he has a hot housekeeper named Zoila that im pretty sure is Salvie and he's kind of selfish but in a hot way and he's into psychics and spiritual readers and he's all paranoid about crap and he's hot!!! i'm really into this ho. i wish he would adopt me. Jeff Lewis, if you're reading this....holla at'cha girl!
Homegirl is hot. i fucking love this gay. he is exactly who i want to be. he's nuts and hot and succsessful and...nuts!!!! and he knows he's nuts which is extra hot!!! plus, he has really good taste and doesnt take crap from his staff (most of the time) and he has a hot housekeeper named Zoila that im pretty sure is Salvie and he's kind of selfish but in a hot way and he's into psychics and spiritual readers and he's all paranoid about crap and he's hot!!! i'm really into this ho. i wish he would adopt me. Jeff Lewis, if you're reading this....holla at'cha girl!
Labels: crazy hos, hot people, i love jeff lewis, television
¶ 10:36 PM
Tuesday, May 22, 2007
is this ho hot?
...because i don't get it.
i mean, i know she (jessica biel) has big boobs. and she's like skinny but not like puking style skinny so i know dudes are into that.....but still. bitch looks like any other ho to me. like i see this bitch at the mall, at the nail shop, at chili's! mmm..chili's. they have bomb nachos. she doesn't even dress particularly awesome. or say particularly awesome things. or DO partiularly awesome anythings! i seriously don't get what the big deal about this slut is. she has big teef. and she looks fucking boring. really? i do not see this bitch partaking in any kind of fun time hotness.
now this bitch....this bitch looks like a good time:
fuck. that woman is wasted.
...because i don't get it.
i mean, i know she (jessica biel) has big boobs. and she's like skinny but not like puking style skinny so i know dudes are into that.....but still. bitch looks like any other ho to me. like i see this bitch at the mall, at the nail shop, at chili's! mmm..chili's. they have bomb nachos. she doesn't even dress particularly awesome. or say particularly awesome things. or DO partiularly awesome anythings! i seriously don't get what the big deal about this slut is. she has big teef. and she looks fucking boring. really? i do not see this bitch partaking in any kind of fun time hotness.
now this bitch....this bitch looks like a good time:
fuck. that woman is wasted.
Labels: chili's nachos, crazy hos, iffy hot bitches
¶ 9:40 PM
:Not KBIG. it's gone. R.I.P. Disco Workout Lunch Hour.
:Gossip Girl remains the hottest show on tv. Honorable Mention: America's Most Smartest Model!!!
:The Road by the dude who wrote Blood Meridien who's name has escaped me because that book scares me so i refuse to bring it into the bedroom with me.
:* 99cent Taco Tuesdays at El Torito followed by Dollar Scoops Tuesdays at Baskin Robbins. i only eat on tuesdays.