i did it again! ....i totally forgot to wish my absolute most favoritest ladies in the whole world a happy barfday on wednesday!!!! i hope they will forgive me.

they finally turned 21! i read about their party on one of those gossip blogs and that shit sounded so fucking boring i won't even bother cutting and pasting the story here. something about family and close friends and dinner and like i dont know, being like normal or something lame. blah blah blah.

...actually, my 21st barfday was also boring. the olsens and i must really be soul sisters then!!! so hot. all i did on my 21st was eat at a local japanese restaurant with my fams and some cousins and like a handful of friend-hoes and then my best friend at the time took me to the ESPN zone. she wasn't 21 so we had to go somewhere neutral. i was one of the first of all my friends to turn 21 so it was boring as shit and then i got wasted at school the next day just cause i could. omg, did i really just type that story. eh, oh well...im really far too lazy to delete it so enjoy! seriously, being lazy is the most liberating thing that has ever happened to me. i totally don't give a fuck anymore. kinda like old people. old people are always telling me once you hit a certain age you don't give a shit what you say or do and that other people can suck it. i've always hearted old people. anyway, happy barfday olsen twins.....you continute to inspire me to dress fug and throw up my meals. (but im too lazy to follow through on puking. sorry.)

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