shame on me twice!!!!

what is wrong with me?? how dare i not wish all three of you that still read this crap (one of which is uh, me.) a happy quatro de julio!!!!....

....hey, i totally have an uncle named Julio. I wonder if he would be mad if i started calling him July. Uncle July. that's hot. and trashy somehow. anyway.....i really hope all of you bitches did it traditionally classy and put on your cut off denims, sat in a kiddie pool, drank some bud light, and stuffed a bunch of hot dogs in your mouths to celebrate america!!!! thanks british people for not instilling in us any of your dignified ways. i couldn't be happier to not like tea or um...not not like eating hot dogs. or something. i don't know....

i really just like eating hot dogs. and being trashy. on america's fake birfday.


Fo'uth of July Mojitos anyone?



ps- check out my hot homemade giant fo'uth of july ice cream sandwiches!!!! these things will keep me a marshmallow fo' life! yay.


(peanut butter cookie on the top, m&m cookie on the bottom!! don't they make you want to be a lifetime marshmallow too!!)

pps- that julio iglesias picture was the only awesome thing that came up when i google-imaged "quatro de julio"......totally fitting.

Hope you bitches got wasted and fell asleep on your lawns. Haha farmer tans all around. white people are funny.  ¶ 11:39 PM