milfs make good fitness buddies, followed by Britney Spears has a new song.... it's true. MILFs are hot for working out with.

im trying to not be such a marshmallow for 2008 so i enlisted in this hot MILF boot camp. it's not advertised as a MILF bootcamp but i knew it'd be mom central since a)it's in Brea and b) it's at 8am Monday-Friday. Only MILFs have that kind of time to spend working on their fitness. actually only MILFs work on their fitness at that god forsaken time! 8AM!! well....and me, now.
it's gay. it's awesome. it's making me fat. (im not even kidding. since starting bootcamp, i've gained 5 pounds and my skinny jeans are now sausage casings. im the sausage.) anyway, we'll see how week 2 goes. im currently mostly buddies with an early-40's MILF who's the wife of a lawyer. she's from the country of Montenegro and one day during a cardio hike day, she spent the hour telling me her whole life story which inclued the following details:

she was a dancer(? what kind, i did not dare ask) in Montenegro, a country near Serbia and she got some kind of "dance scholarship" to "teach dance" in France when she was like 20 or something but renounced it to get married to a man she only dated for two weeks.

when she realized that she'd rather buy a kitchen pan than a hot bra was when she realized that she was a grown up. she told me i should look out for that day myself. (she seriously told me that! so hot.)

she has 5 childrens. 2 girls, 1 boy, and one set of twins (boys also).

she still has the hots for her hubby. the lawyer. (i didn't really need to know this)

during our hike we came across a group of high school dudes on the running path and she told me we had to run faster becuase she "didn't want eyes on her bouncing behind"!!! dude. she's rad. she totally has an accent and she totally has to be mail order. has to be. so hot.

the other milfs are aight, but she's my fave. she also always lies to our coach and tells her she did mad push ups but that she did them really fast so that's why our coach didn't see her. HAHAHA. LIES!! coach hates her. she also pulls the "my english isn't good" card like every chance she gets. coach hates her alot. it's the best class ever.


this is hot too. i can't wait to see this train wreck at the VMA's next week!!!!



"It's Britney, Bitch!"

Labels: britney spears gimme more, i'm still a marshmallow, MILF bootcamp

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