Thursday, February 22, 2007
im booooorrrreeeeeddddddddd! if you are too, you might want to consider the excellent opportunity i am offering!! read to find out more!
im so bored. im still trying to get back on LA time. it's sooo annoying. also, my best friend left for spain for 3 months like two weeks ago and now i have less people to go out drinking with. ok one less people, but she was just as much in love with the booze as i am and so was the most consistent company. damn.
hm....if anyone wants to temp for her, please feel free to. here are the requirements, all of which are preferred but not necessary:
a) must love booze (preferably the hard stuff because beer people and booze people do not always see eye to eye)
b) must be hilarious, almost as hilarious as i am to myself
c) must be not boring
d) must be at least slightly addicted to caffeine and willing to indulge that addiction
e) must be interested in listening to me talk about target's wonderful plate selection while drunk
f) must be into taking obscene amounts of pictures, especially while drunk...and usually of this variety:
g) must carry one or two extra lollipops for me in case i go through all of the ones in my purse before the end of the night
h) karaoke. but not me. you. and then i watch and laugh at your ass and yell that you're a hot bitch while you sing.
i) must be willing to expect most non person to person conversations with me to take place via text message
j) must be willing to shoop
k) must know lyrics to or be willing to learn the lyrics to the following songs: Too Close by Next, Me and You by Cassie, Sexyback by Justin Timberlake, Peaches and Cream by 112, and that hot new Nelly Furtado song, "Say It Right"...for sure. that song is seriously hot., oh and of course the moving "Stars Are Blind" by the very talented Paris Hilton.
l) must love Chipotle.
m) must love Chipotle margs.
.....that's about it. this position also requires you put in about 20 hours of your week devoted to hanging out with me. your payment is that you get to hang out with me.
this is hot. if i were you i'd totally apply!!
hm....if anyone wants to temp for her, please feel free to. here are the requirements, all of which are preferred but not necessary:
a) must love booze (preferably the hard stuff because beer people and booze people do not always see eye to eye)
b) must be hilarious, almost as hilarious as i am to myself
c) must be not boring
d) must be at least slightly addicted to caffeine and willing to indulge that addiction
e) must be interested in listening to me talk about target's wonderful plate selection while drunk
f) must be into taking obscene amounts of pictures, especially while drunk...and usually of this variety:
g) must carry one or two extra lollipops for me in case i go through all of the ones in my purse before the end of the night
h) karaoke. but not me. you. and then i watch and laugh at your ass and yell that you're a hot bitch while you sing.
i) must be willing to expect most non person to person conversations with me to take place via text message
j) must be willing to shoop
k) must know lyrics to or be willing to learn the lyrics to the following songs: Too Close by Next, Me and You by Cassie, Sexyback by Justin Timberlake, Peaches and Cream by 112, and that hot new Nelly Furtado song, "Say It Right"...for sure. that song is seriously hot., oh and of course the moving "Stars Are Blind" by the very talented Paris Hilton.
l) must love Chipotle.
m) must love Chipotle margs.
.....that's about it. this position also requires you put in about 20 hours of your week devoted to hanging out with me. your payment is that you get to hang out with me.
this is hot. if i were you i'd totally apply!!
Labels: bored, i'm awesome, jobs
¶ 12:00 AM
:Not KBIG. it's gone. R.I.P. Disco Workout Lunch Hour.
:Gossip Girl remains the hottest show on tv. Honorable Mention: America's Most Smartest Model!!!
:The Road by the dude who wrote Blood Meridien who's name has escaped me because that book scares me so i refuse to bring it into the bedroom with me.
:* 99cent Taco Tuesdays at El Torito followed by Dollar Scoops Tuesdays at Baskin Robbins. i only eat on tuesdays.