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Tuesday, February 20, 2007
  jolly ho!
....no, that is not a reference to myself! i just got back from london and i thought i'd try out some of the catchphrases i picked up!!

...ok, no one actually says jolly ho. i don't even think that's a phrase assoicated with the british. i think i totally made that up or got it wrong or something. what is the phrase then? tally ho? shit.....actually, i don't really care.
so i totally forgot to let you bitches know i was leaving. and i also forgot to leave you guys a nice happy vagina day wish! so to make up for that, here is a sugary vagina treat just for you:




.....that's better than any candy i've ever seen or tasted, that's for sure!!

in other news: i'm supposed to look for a job. um......


...yeah, drawing a complete blank. can't i just stand around holding a manila folder, a legal pad, and a starbucks? i have this really rad secretary skirt and a nice pair of black pumps to do that in too!....so, who wants to hire me? oh oh and i am not opposed to bloody mary's, happy hour menus, or power lunches!! i don't understand why i don't have a job already. i totally meet all the requirements for business!
check out this awesome picture i snapped of the hotness that is the london business dude:
....london business people do not mess around! they are totally my favorite part of the city. business people are the serious hotness. they power everything and that is a serious turn on. power lunch, power walk, power suits, power meetings, power happy hour, power vacay, power computer, power hail a taxi, power subway ride, power hire a hooker, power embezzle, power crush the hopes and dreams of those beneath them in order to get ahead. so hot! i want to power jasmin. i'm not exactly sure how that is different from regular jasmin-ing, but it sounds like fun. i think it just means i get to wear glasses whenever i do what i do. because i'm already really awesome at what i do. shut up, i totally do stuff! balancing drinking coffee and alcohol AND eating, and keeping up with the Target Go! designers is really hard work! oooo, i'm totally putting those on my resume!!

Someone better snatch me up before i get lured in by the competition!


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