Tuesday, February 20, 2007
a sucker for assholes!
ok so the debut of the promised hotness that is Vh1's 'The Agency' is only about 6 minutes in and i am already head over heels in love with this shit!! it's totally mean to wanna be model ho's! but just the girls. they're totally nice to the dudes! i heart it. girls already have low self esteem and these ruthless bitches tell them they're fat and ugly!!! ike turner would be proud! actually, add Joe Simpson, and Beyonce's svengali father, and probably Britney's mom, and Dinah Lohan to that list. Oh and Drew Barrymore's mom too. oh and Joan Crawford, because she was really bitchy. and Janice Dickinson too. man, see how hot this show is!!! the agents on this show do not fuck around....this show is all business! and you know how i feel about that!! i hope the models go on power-puking binges!!! i can't wait to see the eating disorders and mental breakdowns and for them to keep calling skinny people fat. hahahahhaah, that always cracks me up! they are totally ruining lives...we have so much in common already!! ok, i'm going to go throw up dinner for dessert now, i think a commercial break should be enough time.
...and i was right. it is totally as powerful as Vogue is at trying to make you feel inadequate, but this will reach way more people because it eliminates literacy as a weapon for self destruction. now you don't even have to know how to read to hate yourself more than you probably already do!!! that means a whole new demographic will feel the need to have things they don't need and meet a standard of beauty that is impossible to attain....then they'll have to have all kinds of hot therapy to ever feel like they belong!!! or they could just become sluts!! annoying sluts with complexes and no self respect!!! yay!!! self respect is so overrated and such a hinderance anyway!! go anna wintour and the rest of the fashion world!! no but for reals, i love the fashion world. come on, that shit is funny!! (i tried to find video of the hot opening "scene" of the show, but i couldn't. you should definitely try to watch it. just the first like 2 minutes. it's fucking hot because this fat dude named pink straight up just tells hoe's they're fat, ugly, and old, and starts picking away at their appearances!!! hahahahaha)
oh and on a mostly unrelated note: i watched about 300 movies on the airplane because Virgin Atlantic is awesome and has an excellent movie library, and i watched what i expected to be the god awful mess that i heard was Marie Antoinette....and i totally loved it! even though i hate that stupid bitch Kirsten Dunst. she's so fucking gross. but the movie is hot and it was easy to ignore that bitches ugliness. and the dude she has an affair with...Count Fersen or whatever...he's a hot bitch! 
i want more of that dude on the small, big, and whatever other kind of screen there is. oh and i'll also have more of the cake, chocolate, and champagne that was all over that film!! that shit looks delicious. 
in fact, i'll take it all in real life. it's probably cheaper just to deliver that dude, the cake, the chocolate, and champagne via USPS than to put them all in a movie. actually, i can even do without the hot dude.
i want more of that dude on the small, big, and whatever other kind of screen there is. oh and i'll also have more of the cake, chocolate, and champagne that was all over that film!! that shit looks delicious. in fact, i'll take it all in real life. it's probably cheaper just to deliver that dude, the cake, the chocolate, and champagne via USPS than to put them all in a movie. actually, i can even do without the hot dude.Labels: fat people, hot people, models, puking, the agency
¶ 10:12 PM
:Not KBIG. it's gone. R.I.P. Disco Workout Lunch Hour.
:Gossip Girl remains the hottest show on tv. Honorable Mention: America's Most Smartest Model!!!
:The Road by the dude who wrote Blood Meridien who's name has escaped me because that book scares me so i refuse to bring it into the bedroom with me.
:* 99cent Taco Tuesdays at El Torito followed by Dollar Scoops Tuesdays at Baskin Robbins. i only eat on tuesdays.