Friday, March 02, 2007
liz taylor is hot shit at 75!
does it really take 75 years to master the perfect birthday outfit? i hope not. i think this is where learning from the accomplishments of others would do me some good.
HAPPY 3/4 CENTURY LIZ!!! you're still hot and i heart your diamonds and your white diamonds perfume commercial!!!! you're so dynasty! and you're a true hot slut's hero!!! and i was jk about you not being able to eat cake! you totally should. but then you should probably puke it out!
checklist:
diamonds - check
red shoes - check
white satin - check
fur - check
hot wheelchair - check
this is seriously the best party outfit ever put together!
....ok, so im not really sure if liz taylor rolls through on a wheelchair like always now, cos i know she's had some problems with like leg pain or something, but i'm speaking on behalf of people that don't need wheelchairs: a wheelchair is a brilliant way to roll into your birfday!!!! i totally want one for mine!! like im totally lazy, and i love to get wasted, and if i had a wheelchair i can totally eliminate having to a)walk and b)...um, walk! walking is a serious impedement on both the lazy and the wasted, so...this is totally the best solution! and if it's not motorized you're totally not breaking any laws if you have someone push you home!!! sweet.
(im totally not trying to be insensitive to liz or people in wheelchairs. im an asshole though so i probably am being insensitive. if you are either liz taylor or someone who needs a wheelchair and are offended by my wanting a wheelchair to accomodate my vices, i sincerely apologize and would like to take you out for a drink. im still going to show up in a wheelchair though.)
ps- it was liz t's birfday on tuesday and i hope you all ate some cake for her. she shouldnt be eating any of that because she's fat. Just kidding!
HAPPY 3/4 CENTURY LIZ!!! you're still hot and i heart your diamonds and your white diamonds perfume commercial!!!! you're so dynasty! and you're a true hot slut's hero!!! and i was jk about you not being able to eat cake! you totally should. but then you should probably puke it out!
Labels: cake, diamonds, hot people, liz taylor, wheelchairs
¶ 10:59 AM
:Not KBIG. it's gone. R.I.P. Disco Workout Lunch Hour.
:Gossip Girl remains the hottest show on tv. Honorable Mention: America's Most Smartest Model!!!
:The Road by the dude who wrote Blood Meridien who's name has escaped me because that book scares me so i refuse to bring it into the bedroom with me.
:* 99cent Taco Tuesdays at El Torito followed by Dollar Scoops Tuesdays at Baskin Robbins. i only eat on tuesdays.