a countdown begineth

hey sluts, please get to work on this list for me. i heart spring because um....i dont know. it's just hot. plus my birthmonth is in spring so i know how much everyone sits through all the months of spring just waiting to celebrate may-j-saurus month. yay. so all of you need to seriously get with the program and start reevaluating priorities. which, duh, should be: jasmin, drinking, talking shit. yay.

ok so these are things i think people should do with me sometime between now and italy and sometime between my return from italy and job. oh and these are besides my birfmonth activities. there will be about 5 to choose from probably for that. you totally love me.

(oh yeah im going to italy. i don't think i told everyone. i leave saturday so get to it, whores.)

- booze picnic with booze and cake and water guns filled with booze and waterballoons and lowrider bikes and no bees

- booze bonfire with booze and fire and um...i hate s'mores so, fuck that crap, but more booze is good

- booze bbq with carne asada and 80's freestyle disco and corona's and a jumpy thing and a pinata and mousie and sad girl

- booze fieldtrip with hot people and hot shopping and hot cultural activities

- booze and the metro and el downtown de los angeles

- booze con pan dulce party on norma's front porch

- booze and camping with nintendo

- booze plus skank plus skeez plus ho

-booze and business people

- booze party at the condom with junk food and sleeping and peliculas and hello kitty sleeping bags

- booze and the hard avenidas de highland parque con Marnocha aka:Labios, El Lagrimo, La Sleepy, y La Little Jota

- booze and taking over unsuspecting diners

- booze and more bars

- booze and dancing

- booze and photobooths

- booze floats

- booze and benches

- booze on a sidewalk

- booze and the lazy

- booze and shoop

- booze and shoop phone calls

- booze and some rat-a-tat-tat

- booze and talking shit

- margaritas at chipotle

ok that's all for now. i'm sure more will spontaneously emerge, but for now...GET TO WORK!

Labels: birfmonth, booze, i'm awesome, list, may-j-saurus month, party people

  ¶ 10:50 AM