the hot song post for march - all timbaland edition i know i do this alot. but i can't help it. i am a total sucker for hot songs with big boobs. or the equivalent of that in jasmin-music world: which is, a hot club song with lyrics that could have been found in a slutty thirteen year old's diary!!!!

timbaland has been laying down the hotness for a really long ass time. he basically IS missy elliot (and by that i mean: you know how in that one video from the 90's with the fat dude singing behind a curtain with like a harmonica or some shit and there's like not fat dudes singing to the crowd, but really the fat dude is the one with all the talent...well, timbaland is kind of like that, but he's not fat. missy is.) anyway, i forgot what i was talking about and im too lazy to go up and re read it....but timbaland is a hot producer who sometimes puts out his own tracks when he's not being the fat dude with the harmonica behind missy elliot's curtain. except he's not fat. missy is.

here are two of timbaland's current projects:

one is the hotness that is the Omarion ballad featuring Timbaland about Omarion having a refrigerator/freezer instead of a heart! i totally relate, which is why i like this song. please don't think i'm kidding. the actual lyric is "..i got a icebox where my heart used to be.." so....there. i think i have a gelato maker where my heart used to be. i'm seriously made of carbohydrates. soft ones!!



the second one is the hotness that is the Timbaland song, featuring Nelly "boring but hot" Furtado, and Justin "hot but embarassing" Timberlake. Not only does Nelly do a hot job singing on this track, Timbaland shit talks Scott Storch (who is seriously the biggest douchebag looking dude ever!), but also....Justin tries to talk shit to Prince, which is really fucked up but hot because prince doesn't give a shit about that bitch, i'm sure. he's too busy being hot in begas shaking his ass for me and providing people in suits with braids and tambourines an unforgettable night. he is also busy being too sexy for middle aged nerds with tables with VIP bottle service who don't drink while i drooled over their grey goose bottles and over prince's ass while trying to get shit-faced on $15 dollar drinks, and totally succeeding, but still drooling over bottle service and tambourines and prince's ass. or something. wait, what? i forgot what i was talking about again.....




other timbaland-affected hotnessess include but are not limited to:
Pony by Ginuwine (hot)
Try Again by Aaliyah (pretty hot)
Oops (Oh My) by Tweet (extremely hot)
Big Pimpin by Jay-Z (hot)
Snoop Dog (What's My Name part 2) by Snoop Dogg (way hot)
Diamond Dogs by Beck (totally hot)
Cry Me A River by Justin Timberlake (pretty hot)
Put You On The Game by The Game (westside hot!)
and like pretty much most of the new Nelly Furtado album (hot), most of the new Justin Timberlake album (hot), and the whole Missy Elliott library or whatever (not hot, but what can you do...those bitches grew up together...)

....he's also releasing an album (which will feature the song i posted) in April. For that album he has reportedly collaborated with Elton John, Bjork, Dr. Dre, and some other hot and not so hot people.

Labels: hot people, hot songs, hot videos, my heart is a gelato maker, timbaland is hot

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